You've reached www.slac.com, and -- you got us -- perhaps we are the droid you're looking for. For those that do not know, slac.com basically exists to give a group of friends a nifty and stable e-home; for more information, read about the effort.
We're not intending to trick anyone. If we did, we'd have some strange name like www.fiona-apple.naked.com and try to make people think we're a porn site. "Slac" seems to indicate the opposite of that. However, you may have us confused with these fine organizations:
If you're looking for the Stanford Linear Accelerator Center, then we're not the droid you're looking for. We know better than to hurl nanoscopic objects at mind-numbing speeds. You can put an eye out like that. But if you are looking for those electron-flingers, you can go to http://www.slac.stanford.edu/. (We bet these guys eat paste and run with scissors, too.)
If you're looking for the Church of the Subgenius, then we're not the droid you're looking for. They spell "slack" with a "k" anyway. You can find them at http://www.subgenius.com/.
Please! If we are not who you want us to be and that makes you angry, feel free to flame the webmaster, so he can include you on the Page of Other Illiterates.
Last updated: Feb 17, 2016