Can you believe that it's been nearly two years and we're still getting email about this site? I actually gave up updating it for some time, but I discovered practically every message I ever recieved about this hidden someplace on my hard drive. So here you are. I'm still missing some of the most recent messages, but I'll try to be better about keeping this up to date.
Really I will.
Well, I suppose some history is in order at this point. In mid 1997 I took over webmastering for slac.com, a small experimental web server. Slac's mission was to provide internet services for a small group of friends, and had been doing so for several years.
Then, in January 1998, I got this email message:
Subject: hi Date: Fri, 16 Jan 1998 20:47:42 -0500 From: [deleted]@psu.edu> To: email@example.com i was actually looking for the jerry springer page!
That was rather odd. I supposed that we could be hosting a Jerry Springer fan page (since we do host a Police fan page), but that wasn't the case. Then I got another one.
Subject: Jay watching Jerry Date: Wed, 4 Feb 1998 01:09:24 -0500 From: [deleted] To: firstname.lastname@example.org My friend Jay loves Jerry. Fights, chair throwing, and the heart warming stories, especially containing large chested women make my life complete. Please Jerry, please, more boobs, and fighting. How about contestants from the UFC fighting for big busted blonde bimbo bombshells? Anyway, Lakefield rules. My name is Jay, and I love Jerry. p.s. and big boobs
Well, finally I learned that one of our users -- named "Jerry" -- had registered his own name and pointed it to slac.com. Which was fine by us. But now, people were confusing us with all sorts of Jerrys... and it was the Springer fans who tended to write me. So here they are... "adult" language and all.
Incidentally, lots of these say "no one wants to visit your page." I've had lots of compliments on this... some of them as funny as the ones you see here. You can check those out on the kudos page.
Subject: why not Date: Mon, 9 Feb 1998 14:36:38 -0500 From: [deleted] To: email@example.com yo why don't you feel like getting up off your but and looking on the computer for the jerry. s what do you thank the computer is here for for you to give us wha whatwe need oki you need to get a grip on what you have to do around there ok by. ps get it to getter
Subject: Jerry Springer Mistake Date: Tue, 10 Feb 1998 09:42:24 +0000 From: [deleted]televar.com Organization: televar To: firstname.lastname@example.org If you don't want people to mistakenly go to your home page, CHANGE you address from Jerry.com To Joe or webmaster????????DUH!!!!!!
Subject: here Date: Thu, 12 Feb 1998 14:06:51 -0500 From: [deleted] To: email@example.com jerry springer show is the best. i love the fighting
Subject: Jerry Springer Date: Fri, 13 Feb 1998 12:59:58 -0800 From: [deleted]@ieice.com To: firstname.lastname@example.org You need to check out why www.jerry.com directs people to your page because if I had known what I would find at this site I damn sure would not have come here by choice.
Subject: hey Date: Sat, 21 Feb 1998 01:22:54 -0500 From: [deleted]@aol.com, To: email@example.com where can i get that uncensored show thing??
Subject: Jerry Springer Date: Sat, 21 Feb 1998 05:11:06 -0500 From: [deleted]@aol.com, To: firstname.lastname@example.org what's up Jerry. Your shows are crazy bro, keep playing them. So is all of this real or is there some acting. I always thought they weren't fakin it, I'm just not shure. Later. el
Subject: you Date: Tue, 24 Feb 1998 17:45:50 -0500 From: [deleted] To: email@example.com you shoudn't pick on jerry springer like that,because he's my uncle and has more money than you'll ever have,so stop harrasing him!!!!!!!!!
Date: Thu, 26 Feb 1998 13:23:02 -0500 From: [deleted] To: firstname.lastname@example.org Hey you weren't who I wanted you to be, but nobody ever is...
Subject: you suck Date: Thu, 26 Feb 1998 17:41:30 -0500 From: [deleted]@foxcreek.ng.ab.ca, To: email@example.com you really need a good website. Why because it really sucks!!!! And thats all I've got to say write now.
Subject: What the,..... Date: Fri, 27 Feb 1998 13:55:50 -0800 From: [deleted]@FMARION.EDU Organization: FRANCIS MARION UNIVERSITY To: firstname.lastname@example.org What the fuck is this on this god damn homepage!!!!! You guys need to get some fucking brains!!!!
Subject: ass Date: Wed, 04 Mar 1998 11:22:35 -0800 From: [deleted]email@example.com Organization: Whitney Hall School To: firstname.lastname@example.org your an ass hole
Subject: fights Date: Mon, 9 Mar 1998 12:09:23 -0500 From: [deleted] To: email@example.com Dear:Jerry Springer I like those fights on tv maby you could put them on at 8:00AM my name is Andrew I am 12 years old buy
Subject: (no subject) Date: Tue, 10 Mar 1998 15:24:57 -0800 From: klankiller <[deleted]@hotmail.com> Organization: klankillers To: firstname.lastname@example.org Your hoe asses yall must be some B-I-T-C-H-S if you are calling Springer a DROID!!!!!!!
Subject: you Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 02:16:13 -0500 From:[deleted]@ix.netcom.com To: email@example.com you suck cause you're not jerry springer!!!!!!!!!
Subject: NICE PAGE!! Date: Mon, 16 Mar 1998 23:56:04 -0800 From: [deleted]@bethany.bethanylb.edu Organization: Bethany College To: firstname.lastname@example.org TO WHO THIS MAY CONCERN: YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I WAS LOOKING FOR THE JERRY SPRINGER PAGE WHEN I BROUGHT UP WWW.JERRY.COM. BOY, WAS I DISAPPOINTED! NOT ONLY WAS YOUR PAGE WORTHLESS AND IGNORANT, IT IS ONE OF THE WORST FORMATTED PAGES I HAVE EVER SEEN. IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE A PAGE THAT DISSES ON OTHER TYPES OF PAGES, YOU SHOULD AT LEAST MAKE SURE YOUR'S IS AS GOOD. I TOOK PERSONNAL OFFENSE TO THE WAY YOU NONCHALANTLY INSULTED THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW. IT IS OBVIOUS THAT MANY PEOPLE VISIT YOUR PAGE LOOKING FOR SPRINGER OR WOULDN'T HAVE PUT THAT COMMENT THERE. MAYBE THE SPRINGER SHOW IS MORE POPULAR THAN YOU LIKE AND IT EATS AT YOU SO YOU LET YOUR AGGRESSION OUT BY MAKING THIS RIDICULOUS PAGE. I REALLY HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO; BESIDES, WHOEVER IS READING THIS IS PROBABLY GETTING OFF BY READING MAIL LIKE THIS, SO I'LL LEAVE YOU WITH THIS: PLEASE, TRY TO GET A LIFE, AND IF IT'S NOT POSSIBLE JUST DON'T LET EVERYBODY ELSE KNOW YOU ARE PROUD TO BE A LOSER.
I actually took the time to respond to this guy, which was probably a mistake.
Subject: Re: NICE PAGE!! Date: Tue, 17 Mar 1998 17:24:14 -0500 From: [deleted] To: John ''I am not trying to seduce you'' Williams John ''I am not trying to seduce you'' Williams wrote: > Mr. [deleted]: > > I think you protest too much. Looking over the slac.com web page, I don't > see anything that's even remotely insulting to Mr. Springer. Perhaps you > are a little too defensive. Are you seeing insults where there are none? > > If I wanted to insult Jerry Springer, I could do much better than that. > > If you want to locate what you are looking for more accurately, please use > Yahoo. We're not here to please you. We offer the locations of sites we're > commonly confused with as a courtesy. And I encourage you to find better > uses for your time than sending abusive email to private organizations. I > don't think it reflects well on you or your educational institution. > > Thanks. > > -- J OBVIOUSLY, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. I ATTEND ONE OF THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS COLLEGES IN THE MIDWEST. THE CURRICULUM IS DIFFICULT AND DOES AN EXCELLENT JOB PREPARING ITS STUDENTS FOR EITHER GRADUATE SCHOOL, MEDICAL SCHOOL, LAW SCHOOL OR SUCCESSFUL CAREERS FOLLOWING THEIR POST-SECONDARY EDUCATION. NEXT TIME YOU DECIDE TO MAKE A GENERALIZED COMMENT ABOUT MY EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTION, TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT YOU ARE INSULTING FIRST. PLEASE, TO END THIS WORTHLESS RELATIONSHIP, DO NOT REPLY BACK. HAVE A NICE LIFE!
Subject: jerryspringer Date: Fri, 20 Mar 1998 15:35:08 -0500 From: [deleted]@bellsouth.net To: email@example.com why do you need all those guards on your show why cant you just let the people fight.And let the people cause and show there body parts and move to HBO so they will let you cause and fight and show there body parts. If you did that your show would be a lot better I know a lot of people that dont watch your show because of the beeeeeeep thing and it does not show nudity.
Subject: I think it's cool Date: Fri, 20 Mar 1998 23:13:38 -0500 From: [deleted] To: firstname.lastname@example.org Jerry, Keep up with what you are doing don't worry what people think about your web site you received www.jerry.com first ya Jerry Springer has a good show and I don't hate him but you are right. Keep it up.
Subject: The Springer thing.... Date: Sat, 21 Mar 1998 21:29:46 -0500 From: [deleted] To: email@example.com Man, you spend WAY too much time claiming that "we're not Jerry." Well, to tell you the truth I AM a Jerry fan. When I watch Springer, it makes the problems that I have in my life seem like I have no problem at all. If I just would have known about THIS page before I started watching Springer, I would have started to come to www.jerry.com on a nightly basis to get the same feeling in less than a second. For web designers, I'll tell you what makes your page ignorant (since you take the time to claim that we are all ignorant). Number one, your counter doesn't work. If you don't want to seem "ignorant" to us, get it fixed. Number two, posting emails of those people who write emails to you takes a sheer stroke of ignorance mainly because you actually take the TIME to cut and paste a message into a web page and then loading it up on the web via FTP or whatever when you should just let it be. Finally number three. This is the main one. That someone who is claiming that WE are ignorant for emailing him is too ignorant himself to change his domain name and letting possibly Jerry Springer take over the site himself. Have a nice night
Subject: stale page Date: Sun, 22 Mar 1998 00:13:09 -0500 From: [deleted]@InfoAve.Net Organization: Lexington Telephone Internet To: firstname.lastname@example.org I know that you have the right to say whatever you want, but you shouldn't try to take away from the rest of us who find the Jerry Springer show to be amusing. It is like watching wrestling on Monday nights, I don't watch it because I want to see people getting killed (not like that would ever happen), but I enjoy it.
Subject: website Date: Sun, 22 Mar 1998 18:50:21 EST From: [deleted]@aol.com To: email@example.com this website is gay. No one knows who you are because you are too busy telling everyone who you aren't . who are you guys really, and what is the whole piont to your page?
Subject: hey now buddy Date: Tue, 24 Mar 1998 20:13:21 -0500 From: [deleted] To: firstname.lastname@example.org hi aren,t you supposed to be jerry springer. very con fusing
Subject: get jerry Date: Thu, 26 Mar 1998 18:27:23 -0500 From: [deleted]@tir.com To: email@example.com on get jerry there are nudity pictures,if you would sensor it for us we will be thankfull.Are mom is mad because we want to look at you page and we cant look at that stuff. your fans,thank you
Subject: jerry springer Date: Fri, 27 Mar 1998 13:35:11 EST From:[deleted]@aol.com To: firstname.lastname@example.org MR. (pissed) you all suck i love jerry springer because of his hard core nudity.
Apparently this person really was MR. (pissed) because he sent this message almost immediately after:
Subject: you suck Date: Fri, 27 Mar 1998 13:37:18 EST From: [deleted]@aol.com To: email@example.com YOU ALL SUCK
Subject: dissapointment Date: Fri, 27 Mar 1998 15:05:48 EST From: [deleted]@aol.com To: firstname.lastname@example.org You shouldn't have your web page "jerry.com" either that or have a link to the Jerry Springer web sight. Your sight sucks.
Subject: ????? Date: Mon, 30 Mar 1998 15:55:04 EST From: [deleted]@aol.com To: email@example.com All in all, I found your site to be pretty pointless. It was boring and quite aggravating, due to the fact that your web address is very similar to that of someone who matters....Jerry Springer!
Subject: ya jerry Date: Tue, 31 Mar 1998 00:45:04 EST From: [deleted]@aol.com To: firstname.lastname@example.org get more guys to braking up the fights before they they start swing or make sure they stay seated right back jerry thank u chad and nikki
Subject: I really do not like you Date: Tue, 31 Mar 1998 06:33:58 -0600 From: [deleted]@bellsouth.net Organization: McDonogh #35 To: email@example.com Your web site is rude , boring, and pointless. get a life a??hole If you ever make another page like this My friend "tiny" will personally find you and kick your ass. So just go somewhere and play with yourself
Subject: Jerry Springer , ""Vidio Tape""..Your too hot for TV vidio is a Major RIPOFF!!! Date: Thu, 02 Apr 1998 13:45:13 From: [deleted]@tiac.net To: firstname.lastname@example.org I couldnt be more Pissed off. I recieved the Too hot for TV vidio with the extra 10 minuets!.. What a dissappointment & waste of money!!! What was shown on there was the same as that is on your show,, except for a few unbleeped swear words & a little toplessness!! BIG DEAL!!!! WHAT A RIPOFF!!!!!.. I am not only not going to watch your show anymore,, but I am going to tell EVERYONE I KNOW,, JUST HOW MUCH OF A "RIPOFF" YOUR PRODUCTS ARE!!!!!!!!! I would like to say more, but I dont want to amuse you.... You wont get another dime from me,, or a good word about your products!!!!!!!!!..I hope your Happy!!! Your a Bummer!!!! :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: "For Those Who Fought For It" FREEDOM Has A Flavor " The Protectd Will Never Know"!!
I told him that we weren't Springer but we'd be pleased to post his message for the world to see anyway. Always glad to do our part. :-)
Subject: hi Date: Sat, 4 Apr 1998 17:19:21 EST From: [deleted]@aol.com To: email@example.com i'm 13 and i love Jarry's show i just wanted u people 2 know that bye
Subject: (no subject) Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1998 16:55:27 -0500 From: [deleted] To: firstname.lastname@example.org hey jerry was up,,,,,i just love your show but i think in regards of myself and my freinds to say that we could see some more nudity on the show...........thank you for your time and please show me some goodies
Subject: Canada needs Jerry, Come to Canada and do a show here Date: Thu, 9 Apr 98 01:32:32 UT From: [deleted]@classic.msn.com To: email@example.com Jerry Come to Canada, and Party with the real trouble... Keep it going, Mr. Springer Canada Viewer
Subject: JERRY IS THE MAN Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1998 16:01:03 -0500 From: [deleted] To: firstname.lastname@example.org YOU PEOPLE SUCK! JERRY SPRINGER COULD KICK YOUR ASS WITH HIS HANDS TIED BEHIND HIS BACK!!!!! WE LOVE JERRY!!!! WE LOVE JERRY!!!!!! GOTTA GO,, JERRY SPRINGER IS ON. YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS! WE LOVE JERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: :Þ Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1998 19:01:48, -0500 From: [deleted]@prodigy.com To: email@example.com Errrr.....you dumb kids really piss my shit off! How stupid can you be, damnit im going to find Jerry Springer. Laterz
Subject: you stupid springer haters!!! Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1998 17:54:18 -0500 From: [deleted] To: firstname.lastname@example.org JERRY SPRINGER IS THE BOMB!!!!!! WHO CARES IF THIS ISN'T THE JERRY SPRINGER WEB SITE!!! EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THAT JERRY SPRINGER IS THE BEST TALK SHOW IN THE WORLD!! SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE HIM THEN JUST BACK THE @#$% OFF!!! PEACE LOVE AND HAIRGREASE11
Subject: all of us in california Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1998 22:54:45 EDT From: [deleted]@aol.com To: email@example.com **Jerry Springer is truely my hero!!** Jerry all of us out here in california are true fans. In fact we feel quite honored to live right down the street from the place that produces your video TO HOT FOR TV! We are planning a big trip to Chicago to see you in person. We watch you every night and you have become our hero. viva jerry springer with great love, [6 names deleted] and dad
Subject: chat Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1998 15:34:46 -0600 From: [deleted]@nucleus.com To: firstname.lastname@example.org your show sucks Jerry
Subject: looser Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1998 23:13:24 -0700 From: [deleted]@shaw.wave.ca To: email@example.com you guy suck. Jerry rules and Joe is a fag.We want Jerry.Jerry.Jerry.And you guy blow each other.
Subject: Jerry Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1998 09:41:32 -0400 From: [deleted]@dow.com To: "'firstname.lastname@example.org'" email@example.com I love me some Jerry. Please dont say bad things about him. Hes my friend....
Subject: letter Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1998 13:27:15 -0500 From: [deleted] To: firstname.lastname@example.org WHO ARE YOU? I need in JERRY SPRINGER . I like this program!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: JACKASS Date: Sun, 19 Apr 1998 00:01:48 -0500 From: [deleted] To: email@example.com I THINK THAT IF YOUR A GUEST ON THIS SHOW , YOUR AN EDIOT, BUT I LOVE WATCHING YOU FOOLS. KEEP IT GOING JERRY
Subject: Jerry Rocks my world!! Date: Tue, 21 Apr 1998 14:09:09 +0000 From: [deleted]@hotmail.com To: firstname.lastname@example.org To all the people who think Jerry Sucks... Go home to your lesbian-bottle #$%^ing-I'm sleeping with my boss and my dog-my cat had my baby-I love to chew glass-you're gonna be mine if you don't die first- I wanna be the first parapaligic exotic dancer- I took my clothes off for my husband and he turned out to be gay - SPOUSE or INTIMATE PLAY TOY and DIE. JERRY IS THE BEST AND SHOULD BE CROWNED KING OF THE WORLD. THANKS, \ ADGE
Subject: Date: Thu, 23 Apr 1998 14:49:50 -0400 (EDT) From: [deleted]@ccps.calhoun.k12.sc.us To: email@example.com I have reviewed this web site over and over again.You have said that you don't want to be confused with the Jerry Springer web site yet you do not give people the information needed to get there. So it appears to me that you in some way or another get some kind of pleasure from hearing people complain about your web site. I would also like to tell you that I find that your web site has no purpose at all other than making people mad. I think that you should be a shamed of yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
I wonder what a "shamed" is. Sounds Irish.
Subject: i want the really jerry springer Date: Sat, 25 Apr 1998 20:42:38 -0400 From: [deleted]@pet.auracom.com To: firstname.lastname@example.org You people should tell us the REALLY website for the Jerry Springer Show!I want to know NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: lies Date: Mon, 27 Apr 1998 02:40:27 -0500 From: To: email@example.com I REALY DO BE LEAVE THE STORYS ARE TRUE IN YOUR SHOW AND EVEN IF THEY ARE NOT , WELL THE SHOW IS VERY,VERY, VERY GOOD.ASK ANY ONE IN EAST L.A.EVERYONE HERE INE CALF. LOVES YOUR SHOW. CHICA
Subject: Jerry Springer Date: Mon, 27 Apr 1998 10:09:42 -0400 From: [deleted]@nwonline.net Organization: nwonline.net To: firstname.lastname@example.org Hi my name is Jerry and I WANT JERRY SPRINGER NOW!! I came here to look for Jerry and he is not here were the h*ll did he go? I need Jerry NOW! Why do you call this www.jerry.com if it is not Jerry? To the heck with you! To the heck with you all!
Subject: Jerry Springer Date: Mon, 27 Apr 1998 10:10:40 -0400 From: [deleted]@nwonline.net To: email@example.com HELLO I REALLY LOVE JERRY SPRINGER. I DO! I DO! I DO! I DO! I DO!
Same person below as above...
Subject: www.jerry.com Date: Tue, 28 Apr 1998 10:06:28 -0400 From: [deleted]@nwonline.net To: firstname.lastname@example.org I think Jerry is the best ever. Your web site sucks big time
Subject: jerry Date: Fri, 01 May 1998 13:20:18 -0800 From: [deleted]@gusd.com To: email@example.com Rene sucks and Jerry rules!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: hello Date: Sat, 2 May 1998 12:24:43 EDT From: [deleted]@aol.com To: firstname.lastname@example.org i want to talk to jerry springer
Subject: Date: Sat, 2 May 1998 18:30:54 -0000 From: [deleted]@prodigy.net To: email@example.com DAMN YOUR SHOW KICKS SOME FUCKING ASSSSSSS??????????????????????? I liked your show about brother DOING THIER FUCKING SISTERS FOR CHRIST SAKES, I really thought that it was a FUCKING JOKE AT FIRST until i saw the guest, and then i about SHIT MY FUCKING PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: The Great Grill & Jerry Date: Thu, 7 May 1998 08:58:03 -0700 From: [deleted]@prodigy.net To: firstname.lastname@example.org I'm a regular worker at the Great Grill ( fast food restaurant in Burbank CA. ) We all ! are very happy with your show , and never miss any of them. I sow Geraldo this morning he make a coment about your show was'n good , but I see in his face the man who wants to be on your shoes... Go on !!! [deleted] Original from Nicaragua Central America
Subject: hello jerry Date: Thu, 7 May 1998 15:17:13 -0500 From: [deleted] To: email@example.com i watch your show every day and i think it is the greatest keep up the good work jerry and good luck in the future your best fan
Subject: i love the jerryS show Date: Sat, 9 May 1998 14:20:20 -0700 From: [deleted]@sheltonbbs.com To: firstname.lastname@example.org I Love the show
Subject: what???? Date: Sun, 10 May 1998 12:12:03 -0500 From: [deleted] To: email@example.com Jerry Springer is not a droid~! Now that is only my opinion and ofcourse alot of other people's to, but most of the people's opinion's featured on this site should be kept to themselves and shouldn't be put on a site like this, because....... everybody has thier own opinion's and some diagree with what others think, which often causes a problem! everyone has thier own opinions and thier opinions should be kept to themselves!
Subject: jerry springer Date: Tue, 12 May 1998 18:03:06 -0600 From: [deleted]@ameritech.net To: firstname.lastname@example.org You know there is nothing wrong with jerry springer or his show i mean maybe he has me brain washed or somthing. Tell me somthing, how can you judge a man by his career choice? or is it that you are jealous that he is getting all these e-mail letters sent to your computer? If jerry chose to be a better talk-show-host what would it change? jerry's bodyguards(jerry's children) would still be there, you will still be getting e-mail for him at this adress.so see to me you just jealous. Have you ever thought: "OH NO JERRY IS PROBABLY PRAYING TO GOD THAT I DON'T GET ALL THJOSE EMBARASSING LETTERS SENT TO ME ."I bet not.have you ever thought how jerry feels when he wakes up in the morning or how jerry feels when he goes to sleep at nite.NO. he might have to cry hiself to sleep because of the way he thinks people think of him.NO.So in other words you are an ASSHOLE,BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: U don't want people coming to this site looking for jerry springer...so why Date: Thu, 14 May 1998 18:13:29 -0500 From: [deleted] To: email@example.com U don't want people coming to this site looking for jerry springer...so why the hell don't u change your name to something else????...your site sucks anyways..it's so pointless...jerry springer is the best talkshow host around...don't be busting on him...the only reason u get people visting your web page is because they think it is gonna take them to jerry springer web page instead we end up going to your sucky ass web page... P.S. u suck !.............Jerry Rulz !
Subject: JERRY IS THE SHHHHHH THE BOMB BABY Date: Tue, 19 May 1998 19:50:45 -0500 From: [deleted] To: firstname.lastname@example.org The Jerry Springer show is the bomb!!! more fights...more chairs and shoes....and more of Steve!!! If you don't like the show you must be on better stuff than i am. if you know what i mean! thank you and have a nice day. love always me
Subject: Date: Thu, 21 May 1998 19:33:40 -0500 From: [deleted]@midusa.net To: email@example.com Shit you guy's are a mouth full and you need to let us guy's see somemore ( o ) ( o )!!!! Why can't you have people fucking??It would be kewl!!My girlfriend wear's a 38ddd!! But the only thing that's diffrent,their not implant's!! Luv, Mr.
Subject: your an ass hole Date: Fri, 22 May 1998 19:09:59 -0500 From: [deleted] To: firstname.lastname@example.org jerry is just getting paid i like his show you can go to hell
Subject: SPRINGER SEX/ANIMALS Date: Fri, 22 May 1998 23:01:49 EDT From: [deleted]@aol.com To: email@example.com WHERE IS THE REAL JERRY CHAT ROOM? I WANT TO SEE PEOPLE WHO FUCK THEIR PETS. HELP!!!!!!!!!! JERRY THEY ARE NOT AIRING THE SHOW ! ALLOW M,T.V . TO AIR IT
Subject: Jerry... Date: Sat, 30 May 1998 09:38:22 EDT From: [deleted]@aol.com To: firstname.lastname@example.org Jerry's show is the mirror of human kind and you ALL SUCK !!!!!!!!! why don't burn all youreselfe...i think jerry's show is shit and this web page i don't give a fuck either and i give really no fuck about all the people that are fuckin crazy like ALL OF YOU!!!!!!
Subject: jerry queer Date: Tue, 2 Jun 1998 12:17:54 EDT From: [deleted]@aol.com To: email@example.com JERRY IS THE BOMB
Subject: YOU SUCK Date: Thu, 11 Jun 1998 12:26:49 PDT From: [deleted]@hotmail.com To: firstname.lastname@example.org sprnger is the best thing that ever happened to television I wish that you would grow and realize that springer is the best like everyone else in college and the fact that you would spend the time to make a crappy page that just makes people angry at you some one who knows who you are should kick your butt and destroy this dillhole for a website ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com
Subject: we love yo to death. Date: Sun, 21 Jun 1998 19:34:46 -0400 From: [deleted]@webtv.net To: email@example.com dont listen to all this nown earesponabile butt wipes they dont no a good thing when they watch it. . from west virgina,
Subject: hi Date: Sat, 27 Jun 1998 19:39:23 -0500 From: [deleted] To: firstname.lastname@example.org hi jerry e-mail me r send my mom some tickets to your show throw the mail oyeah send 5 please .
Subject: hi Date: Sat, 27 Jun 1998 22:21:42 -0500 From: [deleted]@aol.com To: email@example.com i love you marrie me PLEASE
Subject: jerry springer Date: Sun, 28 Jun 1998 00:18:56 -0500 From: [deleted] To: firstname.lastname@example.org All you idiots who are insulting Jerry Springer need to get a life.
Subject: looking for info Date: Sun, 28 Jun 1998 22:02:05 -0500 From: [deleted]@aol.com To: email@example.com i am just looking for the web page for the uncut shows on jerry springer. i heard i can find a web site that posts the uncut versions of each show. is this even possible . please e-mail me if there is a web site thank you.
Subject: Move your fuckass web page Date: Wed, 8 Jul 1998 08:45:41 -0500 From: [deleted] To: firstname.lastname@example.org Dear Mother Fuckers, Your webpage sucks shit. You should move that fucking thing so Jerry Springer can go there. I do know him and that was wher he wanted his offical site. It is bastards like you that give the web a bad name. I think you are all gay retards. Why don't you just move your site to www.gaysonosabicth.com this will make the world a beter place. From, A Jerry Springer Fan Get your FREE, private e-mail account at http://www.mailcity.com
Subject: springer fights Date: Mon, 20 Jul 1998 12:06:52 -0600 From: [deleted]@primenet.com To: email@example.com Hey Jerry i'd just like to say i like your show and i think this new thing you are doing sucks. But then again it isn't your fault. I'm talking about the panning away when a fight breaks out, it sucks. What is the problem just cause some people got offended by it, you stop showing the fights. Really it sucks it is just as bad as beeping what they say and it is not like the beep does anything i can still figure out what they said. I think you should take a stand, cause if you don't what else are they going to do get rid of Professoinal Boxing. I see no difference between the people fight on your show and the people that fight for a living. It is accepted for two people to fight in a ring, but it is not accepted for two people to fight in your ring. And it is not like the people get hurt, as in Boxing or the Ultimate fights. I'm just saying I'm not offended by the fights and i know most of the population that watches your show probably agrees. It is not right that i few people ruin it for the rest of us. Anyways keep up the good work Jerry I'll still be watching for the Whole fight. Laid Back in the Sun Alex from AZ
Subject: TONIS WORD ON SPRINGER!!!!!! Date: Sat, 8 Aug 1998 00:06:18 -0500 From: [deleted]@aol.com, To: firstname.lastname@example.org HELLO MY NAME IS TONI AND I REALLY LOVE TO LOOK AT JERRY TV SHOW. ITS FUNNY TO SEE HOW DUMB PEOPLE ARE TO GO ON NATIONAL TV AND DUCK IT OUT OVER UGLY PEOPLE. AND HOW FEMALES CAN FU** ANOTHER THATS SICK BUT IF THATS THE WAY THEY SWING. BE MY GUESS. I KNOW WHO AND WHAT I WANT. WELL IM GOING TO END THIS RIGHT NOW JUST A LITTLE WORD FROM TONI.
Subject: Jerry? Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1998 19:43:55 PDT From: [deleted]@hotmail.com To: email@example.com You're not Jerry Springer? Who cares? What about the master, JERRY SEINFELD?!?!?!? You failed to mention HIM and/or give HIM a little credit! Where's the link to HIS web page, huh, you ingrateful little tetes de merde? WE WANT JERRY SEINFELD!!! BRING ON THE MAN!!!! ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com
Subject: Jerry your awsome Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1998 12:10:43 EDT From: [deleted]@aol.com To: firstname.lastname@example.org Jerry i watch your show everyday and i like it but there's one thing i hate is that beeeeeeeeeeep ok we in the U.S. we all want to here some bad english. Jerry come over to Boston because we love you.
Subject: Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1998 14:10:07 -0500 From: [deleted] To: email@example.com dear jerry: my name is mileris and im your best fan. my brother and me see your show in puerto rico. and i have a little words for you. Hi!!!!!!!!!!! we love you jerry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: I love the Jerry show Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1998 13:12:13 -0000 From: [deleted]@prodigy.net To: firstname.lastname@example.org I don't like this hate mail that Jerry is geting I want to chat to him forget the pepole that hate Jerry. I watch his show everyday. It is a good show and it is education to the brain. What I mean is that the show teach you how to act. I bet you after your child or children go to schoolyou watch the at 9:00 am and at 4:00 pm. You can relate to some of the shows he have so you can not talk sit down and read this because you might hate him and he might hate you.
Subject: You guys must be liberals Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1998 16:04:59 -0500 From: [deleted] To: email@example.com Where's Rush Limbaugh? This is bullshit.
Subject: ?????????????? Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1998 14:54:12 -0700 From: [deleted]@theriver.com To: firstname.lastname@example.org I was looking for Jerry's kids, and came across your site. What the fuck is the purpose of it. Get a life and can you give me a quote on purchasing Joe's car?
Subject: ASS Holes Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1998 16:13:54 -0400 From: [deleted]@worldnet.att.net To: email@example.com Jerry Springer and Clinton are ass holes
Subject: Jerry Spinger Date: Sat, 17 Oct 1998 00:42:54 -0400 (EDT) From: [deleted]@webtv.net (lydia Moreno) To: firstname.lastname@example.org Your show kicks ass .keep it up .I watch you all the time lets keep it that way! bye for now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: Jerry. Date: Tue, 27 Oct 1998 11:23:31 EST From: [deleted]@aol.com To: email@example.com Hey Look. I was gonna buy www.jerry.com, so I could make my own webpage there, instead you guys use it for nothing. What a waste My name is Jerry and I'd like to use Jerry.com. Someone else already took www.jerrygreen.com. Man what a stupid page. FAGS. Jerry.
Subject: Jerry Springer Date: Fri, 27 Nov 1998 19:52:31 -0500 From: [deleted] To: firstname.lastname@example.org I like Jerry he"s a cool guy.Also he knows his stuff.
Subject: hi Date: Sat, 5 Dec 1998 15:59:01 EST From: [deleted]@aol.com To: email@example.com u gots da bomb show,i love it danielle
Subject: hey i read ur letters Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1999 18:30:47 -0500 From: [deleted]@aol.com To: firstname.lastname@example.org hello i am a 13 year old female and i love jerries show i wish one day i could be on. they should have the topic people who steal other peoples boyfriends, because i went out with this boy i really like and this stupid girl had sex with him so he would go out with her an dhe dumped me to go out with her and he and she broke my heart. i cried for everi am still crying because of it i just think it is a good idea for the show that is all well,later
Subject: LOVE Date: Sun, 7 Feb 1999 12:32:47 -0500 From: [deleted] To: email@example.com JERRY I LOVE YOU AND IM ONOLY 10E-MAIL ME.AT
Subject: fuck springer, i wanted garcia! Date: Tue, 16 Feb 1999 00:00:18 -0500 From: [deleted] To: firstname.lastname@example.org i came here looking for a webpage about grateful dead singer jerry garcia...springer sucks dick!
Subject: Jerry Springer Date: Mon, 1 Mar 1999 22:52:29 -0500 From: [deleted]@aol.com, To: email@example.com Jerry Speinger is the coolest guy. And i am only 14 yrs. old. Stay cool Jerry and keep the fights up cool .
Subject: you da man JERRY Date: Wed, 3 Mar 1999 16:35:04 -0500 From: [deleted] To: firstname.lastname@example.org HEY JERRY, I'M HERE IN NEW ORLEANS TO LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU DA MAN JERRY!!!! P.S I TOLD SALLY TO GET OFF OF YOUR NUTS!!!!!!!!! ********SHOEGODESS**********
Subject: Jerry Rock's Date: Thu, 11 Mar 1999 22:19:45 EST From: [deleted]@aol.com To: email@example.com Hey, Jerry rock's I love to watch his show everyday I can. This web page suck's though. I was looking for the Springer man and ended up on a suck page someone help me find the real Springer please. Let me know at PLEASE
Subject: Springer rules Date: Mon, 29 Mar 1999 20:01:18 -0500 From: [deleted] To: firstname.lastname@example.org Jerry we love your show from Taft California.
Subject: ??? Date: Wed, 31 Mar 1999 10:46:19 -0500 From: [deleted]@aol.com To: email@example.com I only signed on to this website thinking it was Jerry Springer's website. I am so pissed off, I thought I finslly found his website. You guys totally tricked me!!!!! I feel like a fool, no thanks to you. LOSERS. Give Jerry Springer this website because it should belong to him, not you guys. No one wants to find your website. My finding it was a total accident!!!!!!
Subject: jerrys kewl Date: Fri, 2 Apr 1999 08:56:11 -0500 From: [deleted]@aol.com To: firstname.lastname@example.org i think you guys suck you should promote him and maybe he would get you some type of endorsment or something JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY jerry rules all of tv
Subject: not really a flame... Date: Tue, 13 Apr 1999 13:38:27 -0500 From: [deleted] To: email@example.com I would love to flame the webmaster, but your page is actually better than www.getjerry.com. Get Jerry is just a commercial piece of crap with some really bad java games. At least your page is kinda funny, you know? Anyway, bite me. Steve _________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com
Subject: NOT WHO I THOUGHT YOU WERE !!! Date: Mon, 19 Apr 1999 11:25:37 -0500 From: [deleted]@aol.com To: firstname.lastname@example.org ::shoots flame from mouth of portable dragon:: there !!! they said I could flame the webmaster ... I want a Jerry Garcia website !!! You have yet again been mistaken for another Jerry !!! ~ buh bye now !!! Laura
Subject: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Date: Tue, 27 Apr 1999 00:11:40 -0500 From: [deleted] To: email@example.com jerry springer rules, comming at you from connecticut. We love you jerry and we watch you all the time CENCOR YOUR SHOW!!!!
Subject: (no subject) Date: Thu, 29 Apr 1999 13:55:31 -0500 From: [deleted]@aol.com To: firstname.lastname@example.org Whatever, If you don't want people mistaking this site for the Jerry Springer show than change the address and get a life. Get off of Jerry's ***k!!
Subject: (no subject) Date: Tue, 4 May 1999 17:28:04 -0500 From: [deleted]@aol.com To: email@example.com No one wants to come to your stupid site. You are all a bunch of idiots and I hope that you find your own little special place in hell. This site is totally pointless. What is so good about it? All you talk about is that you're not the Jerry Springer show. Hello! We know that the Jerry Springer site couldn't be this bogus. As soon as you see the first page you can tell that the dummy who wrote it was very childish and had a lot of hate inside. Hmmmmmm, and I wonder why I'm turned off by your site. We are all boycotting your site even if it doesn't really matter since it is pointless. Oh yea I noticed that you didn't reply to some of the comments. What happened? Cat got your tough? lol
Subject: (no subject) Date: Tue, 11 May 1999 14:37:00 -0500 From: [deleted]@aol.com To: firstname.lastname@example.org i am trying to find jerry springer please help me
Subject: Will the REAL Jerry... Date: Tue, 18 May 1999 21:34:30 -0500 From: [deleted] To: email@example.com Boy do I feel stupid! I was looking for Jerry Garcia. _______________________________________________________________ Get Free Email and Do More On The Web. Visit http://www.msn.com
Subject: Re: oops wrong page Date: Sun, 23 May 1999 09:50:45 -0500 From: [deleted] To: firstname.lastname@example.org see, when i went to this page, i was looking for....not slac.com, not jerry springer either...gasp, but I WANTED JERRY GARCIA!! wheres my jerry page? i know, i know, yahoo, hotbot, whatever. my asshole. just hook me up with some dead, man!! later
Subject: I LOVE SPRINGER Date: Sun, 30 May 1999 14:07:05 -0500 From: [deleted]@aol.com To: email@example.com ALL YALL WHO DONT LIKE SPRINGER WELL UP YOURS
Subject: jerry is a God Date: Sat, 5 Jun 1999 02:21:39 -0500 From: [deleted]@aol.com To: firstname.lastname@example.org you people are typical jerry springer guest. your using his show to get someone to pay attention to you. jerry rules.
Subject: Theres Nothing Wrong With Jerry Date: Sun, 18 Jul 1999 18:21:22 -0500 From: [deleted] To: email@example.com I see nothing wrong with the springer man I think it's up to the people it's all entertainment ,it up to that persons brain level whether you believe it or not if the people on the show didn't want to be there ,they should not let themselves go to be on national broadcasting keep your business to yourself ! U GO JERRY keep it up
Subject: LOL Date: Wed, 4 Aug 1999 23:57:36 -0500 From: [deleted] To: firstname.lastname@example.org Jerry is my name...now what am I gonna do? Can't do a talk show or host a web site....:( Soooo hopeless
Subject: You are not... Date: Wed, 11 Aug 1999 18:22:07 -0500 From: [deleted] To: email@example.com Jerry Seinfield
Subject: JERRY!JERRY!JERRY!JERRY! Date: Sat, 28 Aug 1999 12:59:00 -0500 From: [deleted] To: firstname.lastname@example.org WE WANT JERRY!!!!!!!!!! WE WANT JERRY!!!!!!!!!! WE WANT JERRY!!!!!!!!!!