Read our insults, from people with less of a life than me!
Date: Thu, 04 Nov 1999 11:30:50 -0800 From: [deleted]@vt.edu Subject: the email list ha ha ... why can they not see that jerry.com is being used for a much better purpose than if it was a jerry springer website?? they're all blind! but you will show us the way!! lead on, master!! all praise to the Webmaster and may his glory be hailed upon high for years to come!This kid has a special place in my heart.
Date: Wed, 03 Nov 1999 10:33:19 -0500 From: [deleted]@hbs.edu Organization: Harvard Business School Subject: Why, oh why, must we endure these people...? Hey there, I haven't laughed this hard in quite some time. The quality of some of the english used by your attackers is laughable at best, reprehensible at worst. As is the "logic" behind their flames. Imagine that only one man in this world of some 4 billion (there could be more, I'm just guessing) people could ever be named Jerry. You guys just got to the domain name before he could! Regardless, you've brightened up my morning and I applaud your tenacity and sarcastic wit (as well as your attempts to answer your rude e-mails with as much politeness as you can muster). To all Jerry Springer fans who feel distraught that they can't use a search engine and are too lazy to think for themselves - lighten up! It's only a television show!"Only" a television show, he says. Poor deluded fool.
From: [deleted]@skypoint.com Subject: That Jerry Springer lookalike site... Date: Thu, 21 Oct 1999 14:50:54 -0500 Too [the beeeep thing] funny, keep it up, it's a refreshing diversion! It's kind of scary, those people actually defending a pretty much pointless TV show by calling your site pointless--makes the droid references almost chilling. Why anyone would want to live vicariously is beyond me (even tho I'm doing it a bit here...) BaaaaaaHAAAhaHAHAAHAHahahaahAHa.... Live it up sheep! It's a free country, learn to appreciate the humor in this website! Edge P.S. Like the chex.
Date: Wed, 20 Oct 1999 13:29:26 -0700 From: [deleted]@unx.berkeley.edu Subject: My thoughts Dear Webmaster: I spend a lot of time on the web, but I must confess that today was the first time that I took out a moment to read e-mail posted by surfers related to a particular issue (your domain name). If the e-mail that I have just read on your site is in any way a reflection of the majority of the U.S. population, I am truly terrified! I personally enjoy an occasional Springer episode for kicks. Somehow, my naivete allowed me to imagine that the usual guests were some rare strain of humanoid that occasional came into contact with the rest of the general population. Well now I know… they also have computers! Which leads me to believe that there may be far more of these creatures roaming the earth than I first imagined. The future doesn't look so good anymore. On the other hand, I do find it redeeming that you can at least find simple pleasure in the unfortunate ( and hopfully temporarry ) state of mind of some of the people that take out the time to actually think, write and send some of their thoughts to you. It seems that you have found a way to extract something positive from the whole thing. Keep it up, as long as that holds true. Finally, for the record: I could care less what domain name you or any other webmaster uses. It's not my web site is it? Good Luck! [deleted] Berkeley, California
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1998 21:07:02 -0500 From: [deleted]@pop.scescape.net Organization: retired To: webmaster@slac.com Subject: THANKS ! YOU GUYS SEEM JIGGY! Status: RO HI! THEY CALL ME THE "BIG DAWG" (UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA FAME)...FORMER RADIO/TV DUDE AND MARTIAL ARTS SENSEI AND SOMETIME "SKIP-TRACER". THANKS FOR PROVIDING THE DOMAIN FOR THAT PIECE OF TRASH, SPRINGER; I ENJOY WATCHING A GUY THAT I LOVE TO HATE. BEST REGARDS AND THANKS AGAIN, BUT BE STRAIGHT WITH ME-
From: [deleted]@aol.com Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 23:47:48 EST To: webmaster@slac.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Subject: F***ing awesome Status: RO It's about time someone who is not completely obsessed with the beloved "jerry springer" gives you guys a complement for putting up with all the bitching these people do.It totally amazes me that so many people actually give a [the beeeeeeep thing]. Good job guys! (I think that posting the email is great , that way when "Jerry" goes "out" just like the 80's they can come back and see how much they suck)
From: [deleted]@webtv.net Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1998 10:43:43 -0500 (EST) To: webmaster@slac.com Subject: THE X-FACTOR Who cares? Jerry is just another way for the teen generation x-ers to get a laugh and have fun. It's not even a talk show, it's a freak show. We had our share of wild and craziness in our days (me being the big 30 now), why not let them have their fun. Anyway whatever it is, even if Jerry isn't high on your list, you don't have to watch him, turn the t.v. off or change the channel. Regardless of what people do, they are going to ave to deal with him for another 5 years, because he just signed on for another 5-year contract. As far as your web site, if you want to have a jerry.com, it's your right. Personaly I already knew the web site was www.getjerry.com, all you have to do people who criticize slac.com, it get your lazy fingers to type www.yahoo.com, look up jerry springer, and Viola!, you'd see that this isn't his website at all. Give these people a break.
From: [deleted]@aol.com Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 19:50:50 EST To: webmaster@slac.com Subject: To the people of "www.jerry.com" Hi I think this site is pretty cool, I wasn't looking for springer, I just stumbled upon this site of yours. I understand that you hear from a lot of [the beeeeeeep thing] who have no common since and keep trying to reach springer over and over again threw your site.. I would like if you dont mind, to have this message put on this page... "ALL OF THE YOU DUMB BRAINED PEOPLE NEED TO QUIT HASTELING THESE PEOPLE ABOUT THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW>>HAVE SOME DAMB COMMON SINCE, AND TRY A DIFFERENT WEB SITE IF YOU WANT THE SPRINGER SHOW!!!I like "dumb brained."